NOOB Away!™ Defense Aerosol – On Sale Now!
Click to listen to the NOOB Away!™ Jingle!
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Noob Away will save the day,
When those noobs won’t go away,
Noob Away will move them down the road –
You can bet that they’re gonna regret when they see how many’s sold.
Everyone will have a can,
Every woman child and man,
Noobs will be thinkin’ twice.
No more trollin’ when people are bowlin’,
They better start playin’ nice.
Noob away it really works,
All it takes is just a squirt,
When noobs are being rude –
Noob Away is here to stay so buy a can today!
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NOOB Away!™ Defense Aerosol (Beta) (Locomotion)
This powerful propellant allows you to deliver a temporary mist that kindly sends a pestering noob a signal that you’d rather be left alone.
USE ONLY AS DIRECTED.
• Unscented • Indoor and outdoor use • Jet action spray • CFC-free • Non-staining • Safe for use around companion pets and animals.
DIRECTIONS FOR USE: Hold NOOB AWAY!™ firmly in your hand. Point spray nozzle at target and hold for several seconds avoiding face and eyes. Depress nozzle and wait for results (avoid laughing), repeat as necessary. FOR IN-GAME USE ONLY!
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The NOOB Away! Theme Song
Written by Keith Medlin and Levi Vincent
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Produced & Vocals by
Keith Medlin
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Co-produced by
Andrew Allan Bentley
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Vocals by
Carrie Landagaard
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